From the Churchdown Parish Magazine:

“Would the Congregation please note that the bowl at the back of the Church, labelled ‘For The Sick,’ is for monetary donations only.”

From The Guardian concerning a sign seen in a Police canteen in Christchurch, New Zealand:

‘Will the person who took a slice of cake from the Commissioner’s Office return it immediately. It is needed as evidence in a poisoning case.”

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TRUE => => A blind girl “saw” the flash of the first atomic bomb test.

TRUE => Consumers need to be cautious that water boiled in a microwave oven can suddenly “explode.”

FALSE => No Nobel Prize is awarded for mathematics because Alfred Nobel’s wife had an affair with a mathematician.

FALSE => A special compound added to the water in swimming pools will reveal the presence of urine.

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Rodger Degagne, a former employee with AECL in Chalk River, may be embarking on a new career as Feline Breeder. Relaxing in his spacious home on the shores of the Ottawa River, Mr. Degagne recalls how 15 years ago he befriended two stray young cats on the old AECL research facility at Chalk River.
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