Ladies and Gentlemen, Allow me to introduced myself. I am a police officer. More importantly to this post, I am a police officer who is sick and damned tired of dealing with certain things on a day to day basis:

1) Contrary to what you might think, I am not an idiot. That ring on my finger is a BA from Texas Tech. My GPA was a 3.71 and I was in fact the president of my frat (which means I got a lot of stories that start out “So, this one time, we were fucked up, and…). So, when I make the mistake of mispronouncing your name (the last name with 17 fucking letters, only two of which are vowels), dont give me that look like I just kicked your puppy.

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V Magazine’s photo experiment of making photos of top models before the make-ups and after. 34 famous models and 2 photographers participated in the experiment. Here’s the result:

by Peter Anspach

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I’ve read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I’ve noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists, or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present…

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Silvia Battisti won Miss Italy 2007 fashion competition.

Here’s an idea!

Nice glam-looking car.

Azerbaijan’s head of the Health Department was put in prison for 11 years due to corruption. These are the photos of one of his houses.

The Great Blue hole attracts divers from around the globe. Located in Belize, this hole is famous for being almost perfectly cingular and more than 400 feet deep (National Geographic). Photos inside:

Lindsay Lohan got naked for Jill Stuart.

A wooden car, is that possible?

Photos from concert.