A selection of photos of this cute animal!

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device … a dildo! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic. “You impotent bastard,” She screamed at him, “How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: “I’ll explain the toy … you explain the kids.”

In each school/college uni there is always a genius who is smarter than others.

Check out the most creative, funny and genius answers to various questions given by smart students.

What do you think this is? Nice legs of pretty girls? Check out inside!

Last month, a group of 70 people climbed Mont-Blanc to set up a fully working jacuzzi! That’s what they are saying on their website: “After over six years of evolution, the concept of “jacuzzi events” has led to the realization of a dream. After increasing the size to host more than 70 people for a concerto on the shore of Lake Geneva, after winter jacuzzi events that became progressively crazier , after successes at higher and higher altitudes, we wondered if a jacuzzi on top of the Alps would one day be possible.” See the full expedition in photos inside!

Be careful not to drink too much! I am not speaking about any health problems here (that’s your own business), but about your dignity, definitely shaken after you wake up and find yourself looking as ridiculous as any of those guys.

Photos of Lindsay from GQ magazine in case someone not seen these. She’s hot!

These images are here to convince you that wearing sunglasses is always beneficial!

Another intense working week is over! Enjoy your Friday with these hot babes!

Hugh Hefner is a creator of the Playboy magazine. Spending 10 years with his first wife, Hugh has never cheated on her. Moreover, he never tated a woman till the age of 22. Maybe his long containment is one of the reason of sexual revolution in journalism he headed in 1953. The first ever magazine for men offered sexy Marilyn Monroe photos on its cover. Now he is 81 one and has 3 nominal wives (on the photo below): Bridget, Holly and Kendra. He used to have 7 but the old age tells, you know…

This guy should win an Oscar. Look at the variety of his roles!

An astonishing collection of body-art masterpieces! This kind of art is both beautiful and very erotic!

Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom’s room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, “Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!”

The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, “Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!”

About how all Die Hard movies can be explained in just one minute!