Sometimes Mother Nature gets a little kinky.

Real masterpieces in sand and ice were shown in Thailand and Belgium respectively.

Aquariums are not only an element of design but also an indispensable thing for relaxation. But what if you don’t have enough space for it in your office or home? Well, it’s no longer a problem since you can combine it with an ordinary table now and get two useful items for the price of one!

Natalie Portman tops The Best Dressed Ladies of the Year 2007 ranking, introduced by the InStyle magazine. According to InStyle’s Katrina Szish, “Natalie Portman is one of those celebrities who has natural beauty, but she also knows what looks good on her.” The top 10 is inside the post.

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates pass St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, “Gloria, have you ever had contact with a penis?” She giggles and shyly replies, “Well I once touched with the tip of my finger…” St. Peter says, “Ok, dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through the gates.”

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, “Catherine, have you ever had contact with a penis?” The girl is a little reluctant but replies, “Well once I fondled and stroked one.” St. Peter says “OK, dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass through the gate.”

All of the sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, “Lisa! What seems to be the rush?” The girl replies, “Well, If I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Stephanie sticks her ass in it!”

They just wanted to test a new plane…but that’s what happened…

Photos of a 17-year old surfer, Bethany Hamilton , made during the Reef Hawaiian Pro surfing contest. 4 years ago she lost her hand after an attack of a tiger-shark near the Hawaii Islands. After 10 weeks of the event she, nevertheless, returned to training. For her unbeatable character and passion towards surfing she was awarded an ESPY Best Comeback Athlete of the Year prize in 2004.

Tara Leigh Patrick (born April 20, 1972), professionally known as Carmen Electra, is an American glamour model, television personality, dancer, singer, and actress.

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of
the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item
from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you
CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign on the door reads:
Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:
Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

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Three women are about to be executed for crimes they committed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and one’s a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready… Aim…” Suddenly the brunette yells, “Earthquake!” Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready… Aim…” The redhead then screams, “Tornado!” Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did and knew exactly what she needed to do. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, “Ready… Aim…”

The blonde shouts, “Fire!”

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Health-and-Safety is the main concern of the modern age. Not in India though!

Irish low-cost airline has issued a 2008 Calendar featuring its air hostesses nude. None of them are professional models, although the quality of photos suggests the contrary.

A breathtaking selection of the beauties of nature. Look around, the world is so beautiful! Ironically, more and more often we do enjoy it only via the Internet…

A great design for the real UFO fans!

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry an extraordinarily beautiful woman, so they could produce gorgeous children beyond compare. With that in mind he set out on a mission to find the perfect woman.

Shortly thereafter he met a Redneck who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them.

“Well,” the Redneck replied, “they’re all lookin’ to get married, so you came to the right place. Why don’t you look ‘em over and pick the one you want?”

The man was ecstatic, and decided to take each one out to dinner to size them all up. The first night he dated the first daughter. The next day the Redneck asked for the man’s opinion.

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