Qadissiyat Saddam, designed for the former Iraq leader Saddam Hussein, is now open for sale for $34,5 million. Constructed in 1981 by the Danish engineers, the yacht boasts, among other things, a secret emergency exit, a mobile hospital and a helicopter landing area. The yacht can accommodate 28 guests and 35 members of the crew.

Bai Ling, a Chinese actress who started her acting career back in 1984 is now one of the most famous actresses in the world. The photos with her are absolutely stunning.

Your office work place looks too boring? Here is a way to upgrade it and make it slightly more comfortable.

With a cute face and measurements 88-58-88 this asian beauty might not be perfect but she’s so close its scary.

Photos of Halle Berry in the Esquire Magazine! Slightly outdated but still hot!

What kind of sport do you prefer? Well, this probably does not matter as it will definitely change after this post…

How great he was and how disgusting he has become…Michael Jackson looks like his nose may fall at any moment…

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let’s face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
French fries were not invented in France.
We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from
Guinea nor is it a pig
If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn’t the preacher praught.

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Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alabama to be as far away from humanity as possible.

Sam sees the mailman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it’s total peace and quiet. After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, he’s finishing dinner one day when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded man standing there.

“Name’s Enoch… Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge… Having a party Saturday… Thought you’d like to come.”
“Great,” says Sam, “after 6 months of this I’m ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.”

As Enoch is leaving he stops, “Gotta warn you there’s gonna be some drinking.” “Not a problem… After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of �?em.”

Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. “More �?n’ likely gonna be some fightin’ too.” Damn, Sam thinks… Tough crowd. “Well, I get along with people. I’ll be there. Thanks again.”

Once again Enoch turns from the door. “I’ve seen some wild sex at these parties, too.” “Now that’s not a problem,” says Sam, “Remember I’ve been alone for 6 months! I’ll definitely be there… By the way, what should I wear?”

Enoch stops in the door again and says, “Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us.”

…mind the falling bags!

What a wonderful world.

You are a computer geek and you need a present for your girlfriend but you can’t think of any? Well, it can’t be simpler - just buy these earrings and hope that she will like them.

A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, “Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The man says back to the blind man, “Look buddy, I’m blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?”

The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, “Nah, I wouldn’t want to have to explain it five times.”