Scans from Maxim magazine featuring Petra Nemcova as “Petra on Parade”.

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was telling off the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.

“You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. Look at me… I have Italian blood, French blood, a little Australian blood, and some Swedish blood. What do you say to that?”

The Englishman replied, with a smile, “Very sporting of your Mother.”

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Thirty years have passed since the war. Three war veterans, an American, a German and an Englishman, happen to meet in a pub and they start discussing the qualities of their compatriots during the war.

“When I was a G.I., buddies, there was nothing could beat my sergeant! He got shot right in the belly. Half his guts spilled out on the ground. He picked up and carried what he could, and we took him to the field hospital where the doctor sewed him up. Two days later he was on parade!”

“I can tell you, my friendz, zere is nussing like my sergeant. He got a bullet exactly in za middle of his head. His brains spilled out all over ze ground. He pushed most of them back in, walked himself to za field infirmary where zey put a cork in his head. He was on parade za next day!”

“I say, my dear fellows, nothing beats the British, absolutely nothing. No guts, no brains, on parade every day!”

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1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3. I will get dressed before noon.
4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
7. I will read a book… if I still remember how.
8. I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11. I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.
12. Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime… and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

It’s interesting what these guys were thinking about while being filmed. Judging by these photos something weird is happening in their minds.