What do you get when you mix a blonde joke with a yo momma joke? Well, as long as you’re not blonde or a momma you get, dun dun dun, I Once Knew A Blonde…
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate.”
She studied for a blood test.
When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” she turned around and went home.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
She called me to get my phone number.
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.