Diesel’s advertising campaign reminds about the transience of life and urges to harry up. I liked the idea!

We keep exploring the boundaries of health and safety measures violations! Now we’ve got a couple of examples with the ladder!

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids… They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!”

It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o’clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me.”

I said, “Thanks, Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!” We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day…

We don’t need to go straight back to the office, Do We?” I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s drop by my apartment; it’s just around the corner.” After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake … Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”. And I just sat there… On the couch… Naked.

Never heard of the Paparazzi magazine before! Seems Latin to me! Anyway, the girls they’ve invited for this year calendar shoot are awesome and that’s enough for us!

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son’s house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room.

“What are you doing?” she asked.

“I’m waiting for my husband to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered.”

But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.

“This is my LOVE dress,” the daughter-in-law explained.

“LOVE dress? But you’re naked!”

“My husband LOVES me to wear this dress,” she explained. “It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can’t get enough of me.”

The mother-in-law left.

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This guy tries to prank his buddy with the classic shaving cream prank but it backfires on him.

Well, this video isn’t an official record but if this dude doesn’t have the world’s biggest tongue I’d be impressed to see anything larger.

A selection of professional erotic photos! Everyone enjoy but be aware that you can come across some boobs inside the post!

Not much we can add! Just another portion of hilarious caricatures.

English model Lily Donaldson in “Vogue” supports young and promising designers. The photo shoot is called the �Anarchy in the UK’. Check out the photos!

A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Scotsman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.”

“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the Italian responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man.”

When the Scotsman remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, “And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?” “Once,” he replied. “Only once?” the Italian arrogantly snorted. “And what did she say to you this morning?”

“Don’t stop.”