One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having sex.

The new bride asks, “What are them cows up to honey?”

The husband, a bit flustered, answers, “Why can’t you see? Them cows, they’re roping!”

She replies, “Oh, I see!”

After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses having sex.

Again the bride asks, “What are them horses doing honey?”

The husband answers again, “Them horses, they’re roping!”

She replies, “Oh, I see!”

Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they start to explore each other’s bodies. Things are going along fine until the bride discovers her husband’s penis.

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Very smart product placement appeared in the Playboy Magazine, Ukrainian edition. Check out the photoset and some pictures from behind the scene inside.

Want to impress your friends and relatives? Find a wall and show them some of these shadow figures! Quite easy and might be real fun!

These times of the day always present us with some really wonderful views! This is true in all corners of the world, which can be seen from the images below!

Gamucci which is a completely non-flammable rechargeable electronic cigarette has recently been revealed to the public in Bordeaux (France). The device takes the form of a tiny rod which is slightly longer than a normal cigarette. The mouthpiece of the device contains a replaceable cartridge filled with liquid. The cost of one e-cigarette pack is about 78 Euros which contains the cigarette itself, 2 rechargeable batteries, five nicotine cartridges and a nice Gamucci bag.

Every year Sports Illustrated Swimsuit takes some of the world’s most beautiful models and some of the most exotic locations. This year they included Hawaii, Russia, Nicaragua and Israel. An interesting feature though is that this time models had to make pictures of themselves in front of the mirror!

Even if you do not enjoy swimming I bet you’d like to be there! Below are the photos of 12 world’s most exciting swimming pools.
Hugh Hefner Sky Villa, Palms Hotel Las Vegas

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Yea I admit this thing is pretty friggin fast but its not street legal and the miles per gallon it gets friggin suck.

Still speaking about the crisis in economy? Don’t worry, nothing is that bad yet! In Zimbabwe you can buy tomatoes on the market for 5 million dollars. This country is in a desperate situation now with 80% unemployment and constantly rising inflation. At the beginning of March the exchange rate 20m for 1 US dollar, now it’s already 40m.

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome and didn’t really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word.

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After his girlfriend left him this guy is slowly training his new dog to replace her. First things first fetching beer.

Invented by Tom Lawton from UK, FirewinderВ® is a wind-powered outdoor light which harnesses the power of the wind from whichever direction it blows, to create a simple yet magical visual effect with a universal appeal. After six years of development, the gadget is now patented and available for pre-order.

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahh, it’s cute.

3. Wow, and your feet are so big.

4. Why don’t we just cuddle?

5. You know they have surgery to fix that.

6. It’s more fun to look at.

7. Make it dance.

8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.

9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?

10. It looks like a night crawler.

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“Designed by a British engineering company in Brand, south of the German capital, Tropical Islands is the latest brainchild of a Malaysian entrepreneur, Colin Au, 55, who made his money cruises and Asian resorts. He has invested £48 million in the project. The project is based in a hall of five million cubic metres, the world’s largest free-standing building. It is higher than the Statue of Liberty and could fit six football stadiums on two layers. It will be open around the clock.” (Telegraph)

This chick takes her boyfriends old T-shirt and in less than 2 minutes (elapsed time) she creates a bikini that she wears to the beach.