A selection of road signs that might seem a bit strange from the first glance. Why should one select to advertise some of the precautions below is an open question.

As we have seen time and time again women are not good drivers. They shouldn’t be allowed behind the wheel of a smart car let alone a giant public bus.

That’s what the pilots see from their cabins! Some picturesque views to follow inside the post!

New First Lady of France poses naked in the �Sarko’s Charge D’Affaires’ photoshoot to be published in April in the GQ magazine! Although, the photos were apparently made before her wedding with the current French president, Nicolas Sarkozy, the situation remains spicy.

I bet we can even get the World of Warcraft fans to agree that Wii Fit is now the greatest video game of all time. God Bless Nintendo.

Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.

“What’s logic?” the first redneck asked.

The professor answered, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?”

“I sure do.”

“Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.

“That’s real good!” said the redneck.

The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”

Impressed, the redneck said, “Amazing!”

“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.”

“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!”

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A Rock Hudson – looked straight, but wasn’t

A Salman Rushdie – an impossible read

An Elton John – a big bender that lips the rim

An Adolf Hitler – two shots in the bunker

A Saddam Hussein – from one bunker straight into another

A Yasser Arafat – ugly and in the sand

A Glen Miller – didn’t make it over the water

A Rodney King – over-clubbed

An O.J. Simpson – got away with it

A Princess Grace – should have taken a driver

A Princess Di – shouldn’t have taken the driver

A Fidel Castro – quite far left

A Paris Hilton – an expensive hole

A Jean-Marie LePen – a long way right

A Brazilian – Shaves both sides of the hole

Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left — phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right … but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 — are you ready?”

Barbara: “Sure, I’ll have a go!”

Regis: “Which of the following birds does not build it’s own nest?

Is it……..

A-Robin $B-Sparrow C-Cuckoo D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars.”

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Adriana Lima poses absolutely nude for the Love, Sex & Madness issue of the GQ magazine. A big treat for many our readers!