A very confident James Bond walks into the English bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running late?”

“No,” he replies, “Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.”

The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? What’s so special about it?”

Bond explains, ” It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”

The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”

“Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties…”

The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I’m wearing panties!”

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, “Bloody thing’s an hour fast.”

Who would build a house from just anything in the world. Here is an example – a bottle house built either as some art project or just for fun. Anyway, that’s crazy!

Haifa Wehbe is a Lebanese model, actress, and singer who rose to fame in the Arab world.

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So what happened that’s so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that’s not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

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Apart from the Swiss watch producers, Maria also works with such well-known brands as Nike, Сanon, Land Rover and Tropicana. At the same time, despite huge profits from advertising, she is still good at tennis! Sharapova is a perfect 15-0 this year, including the Australian Open title! Regarding this particular post, I’ve got to upset some of you guys because there is no much flesh on the photos! But Maria’s fans and simply those who appreciate true female beauty should like it!

After the annual office party blow-out, Colin woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

“Louise,” he moaned, “Tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?”

“Even worse,” she assured him, voice dripping with scorn.

“You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire senior management and insulted the Regional Director General to his face.”

“He’s an a**hole. I should have pissed on him.”

“You did,” Louise informed him. “And he fired you.”

“Well, screw him!” yelled Colin.

“I did. You’re back at work on Monday.”

For Nick Veasey, artistic inspiration came from an unlikely source. While working as a photographer/designer for morning television in England, he was assigned the monotonous task of X-raying soda cans to determine which ones contained a winning code for a contest sponsored by Pepsi. After three days without a winner, he X-rayed his sneaker for kicks. Veasey recalls, “It was a great image and I thought �there’s something to this.’ It was one of those life-changing experiences. I just left behind everything else I was doing.”

Veasey spent the next three months working with scientists to refine his technique. He learned to gauge object density and structure by experimenting with a variety of materials including plastic, flowers, metals and people, taking the utmost care with his living subjects.

We’ve already reported about some PETA actions and their advertising campaign! Here is a new topless demonstration by PETA at Circular Quay in Sydney, this time against bullfighting!

New York, London, Paris, Madrid – these are the cities that never sleep and the following photos are the great evidence of this.

Some of the paintings of this Spanish artist Antonio Capel look so photorealistic that even a trained eye will need some time to realise that these are not photos! Amazing!

Superbad

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Some of these covers will be probably exposed in the art galleries one day! The others simply show unsophisticated photos of nude celebrities! However it may be, we give you the hottest ones!

While many of you (including me, of course) are preparing to spend a lovely weekend, there are people out there who jsut don’t know what the rest is like. The Marathon des Sables which is considered to be the toughest foot race on Earth ended just a couple of days ago where 900 athletes from around the world had to prove their abilities by walking about 152 miles (245 kilometres) on foot under the burning sun of the southern Moroccan desert. According to the rules of the marathon, the runners have to carry the amount of food enough for one week, flares and snake antidote by themselves while only water is provided by the organisers. How hard is that?

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