Jessica Simpson has posed as a famous Italian model and actress Virna Lisi for the cover of May’s issue of Esquire magazine. The original portrait with Virna Lisi (on the left) was made in 1965 by Karl Fischer. In 1965, Lisi was photographed shaving her face for the cover of Esquire. The photo was believed to be meant to provoke the feminism movement, Transworld reports.

This kids cell phone bill is getting too high so he decides to burn the phone in a microwave but has surprising results.

This guy wipes out taking a turn during a race and as he tries to stand up another biker clips him from behind. He is very lucky to still be alive.

Real “Personal ads” in the Dublin News

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o’clock in the morning.

Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancГ©e, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.

Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21-year-old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.

Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.

Limerick man, 26, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 24 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

A lady approaches her priest and says, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

“What do they say?” the priest inquires.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’”

“That’s terrible,” the priest exclaims, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.”

“Thank you!” the woman responds.

The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, “Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!”

Held at the prestigious Palais des Festivals, Cannes, between the 21st and 25th April 2008, The Sony World Photography Awards proudly give tribute to photographers around the globe in all categories. From landscape to music, photojournalism to fashion, the Sony World Photography Awards showcases the world’s best images taken by the most renowned photographers as well as the yet undiscovered.

Supported by hundreds of the industry’s top photographers, critics, gallery owners, directors, founders and other industry experts, SWPA is the first awards show of its kind, providing an unprecedented international platform in the culturally important and diverse world of photography.

Rich get richer, poor get poorer – this principle applies everywhere, from New York to Paris and from Moscow to Berlin. This time its Shanghai which caught our attention. Let’s see how people of different classes live in this famous Chinese city.

Highly positive pictures.

Shots that some celebrities would want to forget.

For Sony’s TV advert, they have flooded Miami with foam. The “Foam City” was created across several blocks of Miami using the world’s biggest foam machine, capable of producing 2 million litres a minute.

Streets, shops, car parks, trucks and people were all covered. The seven-day shoot involved a crew of 150… and an estimated 460 million litres of foam.